funny stuffs to share that i blog before:

"then when i play house of the dead, the wire of that gun or something is twisted.
then i say, the person that uses this gun before me is a gay.
because he twisted the gun (you know, that kind of 'tao yan lah' then twist here twist there)
then sheryl and jolie laugh so much.
true what?! who will play and twist!? gay lah!"

"then jolie did something so shocking that it becomes funny.
ok, at least every one laugh and feel shock.
ok, i assume that mostly of the ppl, dont eat the shell part of the tail of the prawn even if it is fried or edible.
and jolie, SHE ATE THAT SHELL THING AND ALL 3 OF US ARE GOBSMACKED.
horrifying eh!?
then chin xuan thought that ho eat that shell because she is trying to prove to jing xuan that she dont take 7 bites to finish that ebi. she took 8 instead. cause she EATS THE TAIL. then she say :'no! i really eat the tail part one!'
oh, but WE still find it kinda hard to agree eh..
cause mostly of the people are educated in a way that, all shell parts of prawn are inedible. and today, we saw it with our own eyes that there ARE really ppl who eats the shell part... omg. horrifying, i still cant accept it until now..
haha..."

"brother- 'the pipe'
me- 'what pipe?!'
brother- *spot the 'pipe'*
me- *LAUGH LIKE HELL*
i laughed for a simple reason. the pipe he meant, was the instrument (i think is long trumpet) that cupid plays. SUPER FUNNY.
then some more....
*there is a picture of 2 horse* i assume its horse, cause it dont look like donkey to me.
brother- stupid donkey
me- *LAUGH LIKE HELL*
brother- what?
me- isnt that horse!?
SERIOUSLY. i dont know its a horse or donkey. dont think he knows too.
sheryl: he is ur real brother. u like to call a giraffe- zebra.
lols."

"we were in the library, sitting down at the cafe and i am doing my thumbnails for creative drawing. and she was reading a piece of POA thing or something. then, she was wearing slippers.

and she was shaking her slippers. then THE SLIPPERS ACCIDENTALLY HIT HER ANOTHER LEG AND SHE THOUGHT THAT I ACTUALLY KICKED HER AND WAITING FOR MY APOLOGY. but after a few mins, she realise that, i didnt say or do any thing. I WAS DRAWING. then she took a look under the table and find that my leg (BOTH) was far away from her.

then she say :' huiwen, i tell you something funny'

and we both laughed like shit in the library."

"we rented a books from a shop in hougang mall b1.

then they issued receipts as a prove. then i told sheryl to keep it.

cause if it were to be with me, it will BE GONE FOR SURE.

yup, and she had this bad habit of keeping receipts.

so she actually had a big huge pile of it.

and that night, she was super tired.

then, god knows why, she picked up a receipt from that big pile and decided to throw it. but some how, momo is in the bathroom (the dustbin is in the bathroom) and she cant go in. and if she were to use the dustbin in the kitchen, she will have to look for plastic bag.

so, she just threw it out of the window.

I LAUGH SUPER LOUD AT THIS PART.

haha. i really didnt thought that she will throw it out of the 6th floor window.

then she went to sleep. but she wasnt fully asleep.

then she realise, something is wrong. and she went to dig her pile of reciepts.

and found out that, the important piece of receipt for the renting of books went missing. then she peered out of her window and saw something white lying on the 1st floor.

omg. so she intend to take it, but its midnight. she cant find any reason to go down.

so she say, its ok, i will get it tomorrow morning and open the mail box as an excuse. then she saw to guys walking. and she say :' omg, dont step or kick my receipt!!'

funniest part, when she actually went back to her bed, she couldnt sleep. probably because she is worrying about that poor receipt.

haha. super funny. that piece of receipt has loads of wrinkles now...."

***CONTINUES FROM ABOVE***

"ok, i made a funny joke out of previous post.

i will edit it here. haha.

"then, god knows why, she picked up a receipt from that big pile and decided to throw it. but some how, momo is in the bathroom (the dustbin is in the bathroom) and she cant go in. and if she were to use the dustbin in the kitchen, she will have to look for plastic bag. "



SORRY. ITS HER BROTHER IN THE TOLIET, NOT MOMO.

lol. i missed momo too much~~

and i forgot to mention, she actually intend to look for wang yuan jing ( i forgot the english term, too rush. haha) to look for that poor miserable receipt which actually spend its night on the floor down there.
LOLS. haha. she LAUGHED AT ME WHEN SHE SEES THE POST.............."

"today, i DROP MY PHONE INTO A WATER BUCKET. STUPID."

"when we are having dinner, at century square food court (we had pepper lunch!!) jolie did something pervert.... haha. we went to buy drinks, and there is a change, so she intend to give it to me, and i dont have any hands. and to my horror, she PUSH THE COIN INTO MY POCKET,AT THE BACK OF MY JEANS. my first reaction is to run. and the coin drop on the floor... then i went back to chin xuan and told her :' jolie touch my butt!!' then xuan starts to laugh... then she said to jolie :'jolie, after knowing you so many years, this is the first time i know that you are so pervert.' lol.. then jolie (with her pervert smile) say in an innocent yet not innocent tone :' i just wanna put the coin in...' then i said:' nah, you pervert lah...'
then few mins later, we walk out of the food court, and jolie hold her plastic file up. and this catches xuan's eyes.
xuan :' jolie!! you dont have to put that kind of picture infront right!?'
me: turn around and look, then start to laugh.
jolie : look at the picture she is talking about and immediately turn her file around.
xuan: 'jolie really pervert'
me :'ya lor, she has been like this long long time ago....'
actually, the picture, is a guy with his body parts label. as she is in vet course, she has to know the new terms (not secondary school bio text term) so she put it infront, for reference or something.. lol.. so funny..."

OK, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. HOPE U HAVE A GREAT LAUGH! LIFE IS GOOD. though i posted bad day post below. haha.
btw, i suddenly remember that 'wang yuan jing' in english is binoculars. haha.